The law west of the Pecos

Methinks the pure reason for that so very few people in Norway really understands the U.S. is that Western films are so totally out.

When in Norway, if you like me prefer them movies in which things actually happens, you are considered to be Harry.

Most norwegians likes films about just talking and talking and talking, or at least they say so publicly, just to pose as deepminded.

To be Harry is worse than death, you are a social outcast, worse than Manson and Hitler combined; and westernfilms are the most Harry in the world.

I am Mega-Harry, ofcourse, but when authistic we dont care much about having friends anyway.

Look at the United States as a sheriff or "the law west of the Pecos" and you're not that far from reality.

The sheriff in them western boomtowns were essentially different from any European-style police services, often placed in great urban areas, often working in a policestate, and often in a dictatorship too.

The sheriff stood pretty much alone, in a barren and hostile environment, all by his lonesome.

U.S. is the world's sheriff numero uno, and absolutely not the "world-police" as often heralded by it`s enemies.

Heralded by those people who speaks about peace and love and understanding, and then about how much they just hates america.

And today's world is really not so different from the wild wild west.

We have so very few lawmen, and a whole lotta bandidos, scum of the earth.

A sheriff is ofcourse biased, and he cares little about anything, but what residents of the town or county must think about his job, since he is up for an election from time to time.

More often than not, the sheriff is backed up by monetary interests, to win them pesky elections.

Maybe not always (but sometimes), he is corrupt too.

A sheriff may seem whimsical from a european chief of police`s view, and he often chases one bandido but not the other, often based on just emotions and personal antipathies.

Clear guidelines for the job is often not said.

The sheriff shows little interest for the world outside their own county.

But he can pursue a bandido till doomsday, if he dislikes that bad guy personally, and hold grudges for this.

But most norwegians dont know their wild wild west.

And they dont have a clue about what made the US to what it is today.

Actually most norwegians still dont even understands their very own culture, just as Alexander Kielland said in the old days.

Some things never change.

Not Norway, not the US, and me neither.

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The big question

Our obsolecent warplanes have bombed Muammar Gadaffi, according to norwegian newspapers.

But did they hit him?

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The pirates are dead, but they wont lay down.

The controversy about the planned powerline in Hardanger is perhaps just the beginning of a renewed battle, against Lord Stoltenbergs Modus Operandi.

Through the fjord landscapes outside Geiranger are most beautiful, and sacred to all norwegian pirates, the mighty Statnett is, as we speak, planning just another huge power development.

In summer, the controversy over the construction of powerlines in Hardanger dominated all the news in Norway, but the Ministry of Petroleum and Energy now has an equally combustible matter on their agenda.

Statnett has already received a license to build a 300 km long linear distance from Fardal in Sogn og Fjordane to Ørskog in Møre and Romsdal, but approval is now defendant.

The power line is planned to cross the three fjords in the approach to the Geiranger area, on the UNESCO World Heritage List.

The power line will not cross the Geiranger Fjord, but will cross the Great area just 25 miles away.

Statnett said that the goal is to finish off the construction already autumn 2011.

- "We see again that Statnett totally ignores consideration of the nature and are running wild on an oldfashioned powerpolitics, without being willing to look at alternatives, "says Capitaine Lars Haltbrekken, a renowned pirate.

He believes the construction of powerlines from the Fardal Ørskog, means a just as dramatic environmental destruction, as a powerline in Hardanger itself.

Statnett hope that some of the powercord will be ready in 2014, and that the whole project will be completed in 2015.

- "If we are to succeed, we must begin the construction next fall, "said communications director Irene Meldal from Statnett.

Just as Admiral Gullars are planning partisane warfare against them all.

The pirates are dead, but they wont lay down.

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Lord Stoltenberg eradicate the pirates

Yesterday Lord Stoltenberg had his long awaitet showdown with the norwegian pirates alliance.
It was a massacre, and the rag-tag forces that opposed his Imperial Fleet was completely annihilated in the battle.

"It was like Tushima and Trafalgar all in the same defeat" Admiral Gullars said, after meerly surviving the raking fire from Lord Stoltenbergs flagship "Mainstream Media".

The pirates of Norway never managed to fight effectively against Lord Stoltenberg and his great flotilla of Man-O-Wars; and their wing under Siv Barbooza and Sandberg O`Toole (who was drunk as a rule) failed to take serious part in the hardest fighting.

Capitaine Siv had revealed her plans to make all the negro crew on Stoltenbergs ships walk the plank in advance of the battle, and then let the sharks finish them off.
The negro crew on the Stoltenbergfleet, knowing this, did fight just even harder.

The most spectacular moment of the battle was the decisive blow in the powder magazine of the pirates cruiser "Venstre", from wich Capitaine Spoonheim was to never recover.

"It is all over" Admiral Gullars said, while Capitaine Dagfinn was crying and praying.
"Our time has gone...it is all gone forever...."

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A GOOD HANGING?

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As electionday moves closer and closer in Norway, the two norwegians Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French who is about to getting publicly hanged in Congo, accused of espionage and murder, stands all alone.

The norwegian government is under a hard pressure from various feministgroups as we speak, to just let them white heterosexual males hang by their neck until they are dead down there, and Jens Stoltenberg dont want to lose some of his female voters now.

The only thing that is actually proven in this most strange case, without any reasonable doubt, is that the accused two males prefer women over men, and they like taking naughty pictures of them.
And they also seems to prefer brunettes over blondes, hence the female wrath against them from the governmental circles of feminism.

Anyway, Canute cares.
But Norway dont.


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NORWEGIAN PIRATE WOWS TO KEELHAUL JENS STOLTENBERG

The renowned norwegian pirate Admiral Gullars wows to keelhaul Jens Stoltenberg, along with the entire norwegian political establishment.

As we move into a global economic superdepression, which is created exclusively by the richmans policies that these wicked parties for years have praised, aye, it gives really good conclusions to what these parties needs, the admiral says, waving with his fist and curling his rope.

Vengeance will be ours, he wows, aye, power to the people.


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ASYLUM

AT THE GATES OF VIENNA

Progress Party chairman Siv Jensen now warns against what she herself called for the ongoing assassination of Norway from the islami.

- We must put a stop to this, she demanded, like they did at the gates of Vienna in 1683.

- FrP will renew Norway, the Norwegian law, and make a Norwegian government that will apply to their people.
We will not allow any special requirements for individual groups, she settled permanently in her speech to the national executive.

She painted a grim picture of what will happen if one allows for special treatment in her beloved country.

She pointed to Malmö where Swedish law, according to Jensen that is, is replaced by the Sharia-law in parts of the city; and the Swedish police reportedly hardly dare to enter in some areas.

- This is threatening. This should not get into Oslo, "said Jensen.

The reason for the party Chairman's proposal is the much-talked about hijab issue, and demands from Islamic groups on their own Islamic teaching, and about their own Islamic food in Norwegian prisons.

She also slammed the government's attempt to limit the possibilities of religious criticism.

Jensen said that the hijab as a part of the police uniform, has nothing to do with religion.

(What else would it have to do with, one must wonder?)

- The uniformed Norway must not lay the basis for the faith, she noted.

Siv Jensen also used the occasion to accuse the government for having removed themselves from people's everyday life.

She promises changes if FrP comes to power.

- Every single day until September, we will remind Jens Stoltenberg about all the promises that his government has broken.

- The government has detached itself from the lives of ordinary people, she said.

- We are willing to do other things than the government after government has in the past, and where it is difficult to spot any difference.
The goal is to get into government, and make life easier for most people, completed the party chairman.

She then took up the elderly, health care, and other areas where she believes the government has failed.

The most serious attack was directed against the Siv Jensen called for "SV's modern school."

She said that the SV-school leads to a school where students do not know where they should be from one hour to the other.

- We must put away all the experimental school thing SV has been working with for over three years.
It is only pugging that apply, said Jensen.

The Frp-chairman will introduce a school that goes back to a secure framework and classrooms, and a school where teachers have authority.

Any of them small cheeky devils she will simply remove from the classroom.

We can, in other words, now talk about a pure declaration of war from the Progress Party, directed against all of the moderate and tolerant Norway.

We`re at the gates of Vienna once more.

THE SNAASA CONNECTION

By coincidence the norwegian health care minister has, during only a week, challenged all the country's doctors with moves that are dangerous near the limits of tolerance for medics.

23. January 2009 he presented the proposal that doctors should be deprived responsibility for the specialist training.
Three days later, he stands up in the country's largest newspaper, and tells everybody about how his son had help against kolikk-pain from the Snaasa-oldtimer; for eleven years ago.

The Snaasa-oldtimer is a renowned norwegian healer.

Lise Lotte Folge, Editor-in-chief of Today's Medicine did not like that; as most of the other norwegian medics.

The last to see red was biology professor Kristian Gundersen, and he was to argue strongly that it is most unprofessionally by the country's Health-boss to herald the Snaasa-oldtimer; in order to legitimize the treatment methods that have not been documented scientifically.
Gundersen has the support of the norwegian physician president, who is not particularly excited for The Snaasa Connection.

But something more, and far more remarkable, is about to happen in the relationship between the Health-chief and the country's doctors.
The proposal to impose a permanent two days nursinghome-service a the week for every norwegian doctor, is seen by the president in Allmennlegeforeningen as a declaration of war against the sick.

In reality it is, of course, a declaration of war against the doctors; unless the Health-baron is prepared to open the governments wallet, to compensate fully for the concomitant loss of income in the private offices of the medical doctors.

Most of us recognize clearly that any compensation will never happen.

NORWEGIAN INDICTEES STILL AT LARGE

"Some of them should be put behind bars"says Sheriff Torstein Dahle, who goes by the nickname Old Red.

The Sheriffs Department goes by Økokrim since the experienced lawman do not trust the corrupt Stortinget to make an trustworthy and responible inquiry themselves.

Old Red goes to Økokrim because he and his deputies really does not trust that the Parliament itself can make a credible and responsible investigation.

– "It is only the police that can make the impartial investigation that this matter now requires.

Should the Parliament do that themselves, it will be like the goat and the oats.

Neither is an external investigation good enough" says Old Red to NTB.

Old Red was at the reception to Økokrim with a haul of photographers following him and his deputy.

Handing over this warrant was a fairly trivial signing, and no one from Økokrim management met the sheriff.
Dahle refers to the Riksrevisjonen report, which named six former politicians to be drawn up in connection with the improper payment from the million dollar heist at the norwegian parliament.

- "But we want that all the 42 representatives who had such a pension during the period 1998-2008, should be investigated. There are a few cases of deliberate cheating, in this case, it's pure fraud. In other cases, there may be held back relevant information, and it's a case of gross negligence, with a possible punishment of two years behind bars" Dahle says.

Dahle reports that he himself and the sheriffs deparment has received a stream of protests from ordinary people who have been punished very hard because of minimal exceed the trygderegelverket.

- "People are furious and upset. I have seldom experienced similar powerful reactions" says Old Red.

Parliament's presidency comes together to discuss the further handling of the matter.

It is expected that the investigation by Parliament's practice will be put out to external experts in law and pension benefits, but nothing is ever certain in the corrupted oil-monarchy of Norway.

All the scoundrels are still at large, and the villains also have many a friend in high places.

And they`ve all taken their booty with them, them rouge politicians.

This would possibly be the norwegian heist of the century.