Lord Stoltenberg eradicate the pirates

Yesterday Lord Stoltenberg had his long awaitet showdown with the norwegian pirates alliance.
It was a massacre, and the rag-tag forces that opposed his Imperial Fleet was completely annihilated in the battle.

"It was like Tushima and Trafalgar all in the same defeat" Admiral Gullars said, after meerly surviving the raking fire from Lord Stoltenbergs flagship "Mainstream Media".

The pirates of Norway never managed to fight effectively against Lord Stoltenberg and his great flotilla of Man-O-Wars; and their wing under Siv Barbooza and Sandberg O`Toole (who was drunk as a rule) failed to take serious part in the hardest fighting.

Capitaine Siv had revealed her plans to make all the negro crew on Stoltenbergs ships walk the plank in advance of the battle, and then let the sharks finish them off.
The negro crew on the Stoltenbergfleet, knowing this, did fight just even harder.

The most spectacular moment of the battle was the decisive blow in the powder magazine of the pirates cruiser "Venstre", from wich Capitaine Spoonheim was to never recover.

"It is all over" Admiral Gullars said, while Capitaine Dagfinn was crying and praying.
"Our time has gone...it is all gone forever...."

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A GOOD HANGING?

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As electionday moves closer and closer in Norway, the two norwegians Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French who is about to getting publicly hanged in Congo, accused of espionage and murder, stands all alone.

The norwegian government is under a hard pressure from various feministgroups as we speak, to just let them white heterosexual males hang by their neck until they are dead down there, and Jens Stoltenberg dont want to lose some of his female voters now.

The only thing that is actually proven in this most strange case, without any reasonable doubt, is that the accused two males prefer women over men, and they like taking naughty pictures of them.
And they also seems to prefer brunettes over blondes, hence the female wrath against them from the governmental circles of feminism.

Anyway, Canute cares.
But Norway dont.


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NORWEGIAN PIRATE WOWS TO KEELHAUL JENS STOLTENBERG

The renowned norwegian pirate Admiral Gullars wows to keelhaul Jens Stoltenberg, along with the entire norwegian political establishment.

As we move into a global economic superdepression, which is created exclusively by the richmans policies that these wicked parties for years have praised, aye, it gives really good conclusions to what these parties needs, the admiral says, waving with his fist and curling his rope.

Vengeance will be ours, he wows, aye, power to the people.


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STANDING ORDERS FOR A PEACEFUL WORLD

We know more than enough to choose policies that will help prevent protracted deadly conflict and terrorism. We also know more than enough to avoid policies that will cause protracted deadly conflict and terrorism.

• Maintaining public order and preventing social turbulence from escalating into protracted deadly conflict are prerequisite to the success of all other development policies.

• Polarising political rhetoric and tactics must be forgone, however tempting their short-term benefits may seem. Like mustard gas, which had to be abandond as a weapon in World War I, this strategy has a tendency to "blow back" upon the user.

• Meeting the needs and aspirations of fighting age young men should be the first priority of national development policies and of programs funded by international donors.

• Developing counties should have internal security forces (police and paramilitary) that are generously funded, professional, apolitical and trained to meet the complex challenges of maintaining public order in a changing society.

• Development policies that meet human beings`common aspirations - to feel good about their lives, the circumstances in which they live and future prospects for themselves and their children - will contriute most effectively to keeping violent conflict and terrorism within acceptable bounds.

• Those who frame development policies should seek a middle path between capitalism`s efficient, but Darwinian precepts, and socialism`s egalitarian, but stultifying precepts.

• Good governance and democratisation must be a part of the "successful development" mix. Most important are governance institutions that are open to "bad news" and self-correcting.

• Multinational corporations, businesses and businessmen`s organisations should play a more active role in supporting successful development policies.

• Successful development requires a long-term view. Giving sufficient weight to the long-term requires institutional mechanisms and discourses that extend beyond the next election and term in office of political leaders presently in power.

• There must be realistic, rigorous, opportunity-cost analyses of military options, versus equivalent expenditures for non military options, before proceeding down the slippery slope of "military solutions" to complex development problems.

Now just obey Canute and all of his very wise standing orders.

ALL FOOLS DAY

AT THE GATES OF VIENNA

Progress Party chairman Siv Jensen now warns against what she herself called for the ongoing assassination of Norway from the islami.

- We must put a stop to this, she demanded, like they did at the gates of Vienna in 1683.

- FrP will renew Norway, the Norwegian law, and make a Norwegian government that will apply to their people.
We will not allow any special requirements for individual groups, she settled permanently in her speech to the national executive.

She painted a grim picture of what will happen if one allows for special treatment in her beloved country.

She pointed to Malmö where Swedish law, according to Jensen that is, is replaced by the Sharia-law in parts of the city; and the Swedish police reportedly hardly dare to enter in some areas.

- This is threatening. This should not get into Oslo, "said Jensen.

The reason for the party Chairman's proposal is the much-talked about hijab issue, and demands from Islamic groups on their own Islamic teaching, and about their own Islamic food in Norwegian prisons.

She also slammed the government's attempt to limit the possibilities of religious criticism.

Jensen said that the hijab as a part of the police uniform, has nothing to do with religion.

(What else would it have to do with, one must wonder?)

- The uniformed Norway must not lay the basis for the faith, she noted.

Siv Jensen also used the occasion to accuse the government for having removed themselves from people's everyday life.

She promises changes if FrP comes to power.

- Every single day until September, we will remind Jens Stoltenberg about all the promises that his government has broken.

- The government has detached itself from the lives of ordinary people, she said.

- We are willing to do other things than the government after government has in the past, and where it is difficult to spot any difference.
The goal is to get into government, and make life easier for most people, completed the party chairman.

She then took up the elderly, health care, and other areas where she believes the government has failed.

The most serious attack was directed against the Siv Jensen called for "SV's modern school."

She said that the SV-school leads to a school where students do not know where they should be from one hour to the other.

- We must put away all the experimental school thing SV has been working with for over three years.
It is only pugging that apply, said Jensen.

The Frp-chairman will introduce a school that goes back to a secure framework and classrooms, and a school where teachers have authority.

Any of them small cheeky devils she will simply remove from the classroom.

We can, in other words, now talk about a pure declaration of war from the Progress Party, directed against all of the moderate and tolerant Norway.

We`re at the gates of Vienna once more.

THE SNAASA CONNECTION

By coincidence the norwegian health care minister has, during only a week, challenged all the country's doctors with moves that are dangerous near the limits of tolerance for medics.

23. January 2009 he presented the proposal that doctors should be deprived responsibility for the specialist training.
Three days later, he stands up in the country's largest newspaper, and tells everybody about how his son had help against kolikk-pain from the Snaasa-oldtimer; for eleven years ago.

The Snaasa-oldtimer is a renowned norwegian healer.

Lise Lotte Folge, Editor-in-chief of Today's Medicine did not like that; as most of the other norwegian medics.

The last to see red was biology professor Kristian Gundersen, and he was to argue strongly that it is most unprofessionally by the country's Health-boss to herald the Snaasa-oldtimer; in order to legitimize the treatment methods that have not been documented scientifically.
Gundersen has the support of the norwegian physician president, who is not particularly excited for The Snaasa Connection.

But something more, and far more remarkable, is about to happen in the relationship between the Health-chief and the country's doctors.
The proposal to impose a permanent two days nursinghome-service a the week for every norwegian doctor, is seen by the president in Allmennlegeforeningen as a declaration of war against the sick.

In reality it is, of course, a declaration of war against the doctors; unless the Health-baron is prepared to open the governments wallet, to compensate fully for the concomitant loss of income in the private offices of the medical doctors.

Most of us recognize clearly that any compensation will never happen.