Lord Stoltenberg eradicate the pirates

Yesterday Lord Stoltenberg had his long awaitet showdown with the norwegian pirates alliance.
It was a massacre, and the rag-tag forces that opposed his Imperial Fleet was completely annihilated in the battle.

"It was like Tushima and Trafalgar all in the same defeat" Admiral Gullars said, after meerly surviving the raking fire from Lord Stoltenbergs flagship "Mainstream Media".

The pirates of Norway never managed to fight effectively against Lord Stoltenberg and his great flotilla of Man-O-Wars; and their wing under Siv Barbooza and Sandberg O`Toole (who was drunk as a rule) failed to take serious part in the hardest fighting.

Capitaine Siv had revealed her plans to make all the negro crew on Stoltenbergs ships walk the plank in advance of the battle, and then let the sharks finish them off.
The negro crew on the Stoltenbergfleet, knowing this, did fight just even harder.

The most spectacular moment of the battle was the decisive blow in the powder magazine of the pirates cruiser "Venstre", from wich Capitaine Spoonheim was to never recover.

"It is all over" Admiral Gullars said, while Capitaine Dagfinn was crying and praying.
"Our time has gone...it is all gone forever...."

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A GOOD HANGING?

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As electionday moves closer and closer in Norway, the two norwegians Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French who is about to getting publicly hanged in Congo, accused of espionage and murder, stands all alone.

The norwegian government is under a hard pressure from various feministgroups as we speak, to just let them white heterosexual males hang by their neck until they are dead down there, and Jens Stoltenberg dont want to lose some of his female voters now.

The only thing that is actually proven in this most strange case, without any reasonable doubt, is that the accused two males prefer women over men, and they like taking naughty pictures of them.
And they also seems to prefer brunettes over blondes, hence the female wrath against them from the governmental circles of feminism.

Anyway, Canute cares.
But Norway dont.


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NORWEGIAN PIRATE WOWS TO KEELHAUL JENS STOLTENBERG

The renowned norwegian pirate Admiral Gullars wows to keelhaul Jens Stoltenberg, along with the entire norwegian political establishment.

As we move into a global economic superdepression, which is created exclusively by the richmans policies that these wicked parties for years have praised, aye, it gives really good conclusions to what these parties needs, the admiral says, waving with his fist and curling his rope.

Vengeance will be ours, he wows, aye, power to the people.


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STANDING ORDERS FOR A PEACEFUL WORLD

We know more than enough to choose policies that will help prevent protracted deadly conflict and terrorism. We also know more than enough to avoid policies that will cause protracted deadly conflict and terrorism.

• Maintaining public order and preventing social turbulence from escalating into protracted deadly conflict are prerequisite to the success of all other development policies.

• Polarising political rhetoric and tactics must be forgone, however tempting their short-term benefits may seem. Like mustard gas, which had to be abandond as a weapon in World War I, this strategy has a tendency to "blow back" upon the user.

• Meeting the needs and aspirations of fighting age young men should be the first priority of national development policies and of programs funded by international donors.

• Developing counties should have internal security forces (police and paramilitary) that are generously funded, professional, apolitical and trained to meet the complex challenges of maintaining public order in a changing society.

• Development policies that meet human beings`common aspirations - to feel good about their lives, the circumstances in which they live and future prospects for themselves and their children - will contriute most effectively to keeping violent conflict and terrorism within acceptable bounds.

• Those who frame development policies should seek a middle path between capitalism`s efficient, but Darwinian precepts, and socialism`s egalitarian, but stultifying precepts.

• Good governance and democratisation must be a part of the "successful development" mix. Most important are governance institutions that are open to "bad news" and self-correcting.

• Multinational corporations, businesses and businessmen`s organisations should play a more active role in supporting successful development policies.

• Successful development requires a long-term view. Giving sufficient weight to the long-term requires institutional mechanisms and discourses that extend beyond the next election and term in office of political leaders presently in power.

• There must be realistic, rigorous, opportunity-cost analyses of military options, versus equivalent expenditures for non military options, before proceeding down the slippery slope of "military solutions" to complex development problems.

Now just obey Canute and all of his very wise standing orders.

ALL FOOLS DAY

AT THE GATES OF VIENNA

Progress Party chairman Siv Jensen now warns against what she herself called for the ongoing assassination of Norway from the islami.

- We must put a stop to this, she demanded, like they did at the gates of Vienna in 1683.

- FrP will renew Norway, the Norwegian law, and make a Norwegian government that will apply to their people.
We will not allow any special requirements for individual groups, she settled permanently in her speech to the national executive.

She painted a grim picture of what will happen if one allows for special treatment in her beloved country.

She pointed to Malmö where Swedish law, according to Jensen that is, is replaced by the Sharia-law in parts of the city; and the Swedish police reportedly hardly dare to enter in some areas.

- This is threatening. This should not get into Oslo, "said Jensen.

The reason for the party Chairman's proposal is the much-talked about hijab issue, and demands from Islamic groups on their own Islamic teaching, and about their own Islamic food in Norwegian prisons.

She also slammed the government's attempt to limit the possibilities of religious criticism.

Jensen said that the hijab as a part of the police uniform, has nothing to do with religion.

(What else would it have to do with, one must wonder?)

- The uniformed Norway must not lay the basis for the faith, she noted.

Siv Jensen also used the occasion to accuse the government for having removed themselves from people's everyday life.

She promises changes if FrP comes to power.

- Every single day until September, we will remind Jens Stoltenberg about all the promises that his government has broken.

- The government has detached itself from the lives of ordinary people, she said.

- We are willing to do other things than the government after government has in the past, and where it is difficult to spot any difference.
The goal is to get into government, and make life easier for most people, completed the party chairman.

She then took up the elderly, health care, and other areas where she believes the government has failed.

The most serious attack was directed against the Siv Jensen called for "SV's modern school."

She said that the SV-school leads to a school where students do not know where they should be from one hour to the other.

- We must put away all the experimental school thing SV has been working with for over three years.
It is only pugging that apply, said Jensen.

The Frp-chairman will introduce a school that goes back to a secure framework and classrooms, and a school where teachers have authority.

Any of them small cheeky devils she will simply remove from the classroom.

We can, in other words, now talk about a pure declaration of war from the Progress Party, directed against all of the moderate and tolerant Norway.

We`re at the gates of Vienna once more.

THE SNAASA CONNECTION

By coincidence the norwegian health care minister has, during only a week, challenged all the country's doctors with moves that are dangerous near the limits of tolerance for medics.

23. January 2009 he presented the proposal that doctors should be deprived responsibility for the specialist training.
Three days later, he stands up in the country's largest newspaper, and tells everybody about how his son had help against kolikk-pain from the Snaasa-oldtimer; for eleven years ago.

The Snaasa-oldtimer is a renowned norwegian healer.

Lise Lotte Folge, Editor-in-chief of Today's Medicine did not like that; as most of the other norwegian medics.

The last to see red was biology professor Kristian Gundersen, and he was to argue strongly that it is most unprofessionally by the country's Health-boss to herald the Snaasa-oldtimer; in order to legitimize the treatment methods that have not been documented scientifically.
Gundersen has the support of the norwegian physician president, who is not particularly excited for The Snaasa Connection.

But something more, and far more remarkable, is about to happen in the relationship between the Health-chief and the country's doctors.
The proposal to impose a permanent two days nursinghome-service a the week for every norwegian doctor, is seen by the president in Allmennlegeforeningen as a declaration of war against the sick.

In reality it is, of course, a declaration of war against the doctors; unless the Health-baron is prepared to open the governments wallet, to compensate fully for the concomitant loss of income in the private offices of the medical doctors.

Most of us recognize clearly that any compensation will never happen.

CONGO: INTERNATIONAL BAN ON BLOODMONEY

The apartheidregime in South Africa did not fall as a result of a foreign invasion.
An economic strangulation of the companies that heat up under the warlords in Congo could be a solution to get the peace we want there.
This worked very well against apartheid, and could perhaps disciplined some rouge companies too.

Of course atrocities would not be terminated immediately even if the warlords were out of money, but…and it is an important but…the weaponsdealers is not any philanthropists; arms merchants will have their cash for the goods.

Less “business” and less arms.
Less blood money and less murder.

The socalled "leadership" in the companies that serves us the bloodmoney should be hung by the media.
As the leadership in South Africa under apartheid was also hung out.
It should be embarrassing for decent people to work for the companies that serves us the bloodmoney from Congo.

(And embarrassing to be married to someone who works there and so on)

Evil (and financial support to the evil) must simply be quite costly.
Evil must be quite costly in all kinds of ways.

Did you think that ethics were for free?

Any humanitarian invasion in Congo is only a dream.
To drive a moral and economic warfare against Congo’s bloodmoneycompanies is possible thou.

To resolve this issue with increased immigration from Africa to Europe is no valid solution at all; let us rather go for the socalled “business” witch drives this war on and on forever.

The business of murder and rape, the business of blood.

Hit were it hurts: Silver and gold.

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Barac Obama: President of The United States of America

AFRICA: TIME TO LEAVE THE BURNING BUILDING

Please take the time to ask yourself: Does you really trust your own government?

(I did not think so)

Instead of trusting your ever so corrupted and sosiopathic "rulers" you should rather trust the conventional wisdom of Canute.
When I make my analyzis of any matter, I`m always right.
I shit you not: I`m really always right.

Nelson Mandela is now a man of old age.
He wont live forever.

When Mister Mandela dies, there will really be game over for any whites left in Africa in general; and in South Africa especially.

Any whites then left will perish in an orgy of torture and violence.
Are kangaroos really that bad?
Why stay and die?

Run mates. Times up soon.

Trust Canute.

`Cause he cares.

NORWEGIAN INDICTEES STILL AT LARGE

"Some of them should be put behind bars"says Sheriff Torstein Dahle, who goes by the nickname Old Red.

The Sheriffs Department goes by Økokrim since the experienced lawman do not trust the corrupt Stortinget to make an trustworthy and responible inquiry themselves.

Old Red goes to Økokrim because he and his deputies really does not trust that the Parliament itself can make a credible and responsible investigation.

– "It is only the police that can make the impartial investigation that this matter now requires.

Should the Parliament do that themselves, it will be like the goat and the oats.

Neither is an external investigation good enough" says Old Red to NTB.

Old Red was at the reception to Økokrim with a haul of photographers following him and his deputy.

Handing over this warrant was a fairly trivial signing, and no one from Økokrim management met the sheriff.
Dahle refers to the Riksrevisjonen report, which named six former politicians to be drawn up in connection with the improper payment from the million dollar heist at the norwegian parliament.

- "But we want that all the 42 representatives who had such a pension during the period 1998-2008, should be investigated. There are a few cases of deliberate cheating, in this case, it's pure fraud. In other cases, there may be held back relevant information, and it's a case of gross negligence, with a possible punishment of two years behind bars" Dahle says.

Dahle reports that he himself and the sheriffs deparment has received a stream of protests from ordinary people who have been punished very hard because of minimal exceed the trygderegelverket.

- "People are furious and upset. I have seldom experienced similar powerful reactions" says Old Red.

Parliament's presidency comes together to discuss the further handling of the matter.

It is expected that the investigation by Parliament's practice will be put out to external experts in law and pension benefits, but nothing is ever certain in the corrupted oil-monarchy of Norway.

All the scoundrels are still at large, and the villains also have many a friend in high places.

And they`ve all taken their booty with them, them rouge politicians.

This would possibly be the norwegian heist of the century.

AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE

Oh Behave

ERA DE TRUJILLO

For all the men that are suckers for them shiny medals and fancy orders: Rafael Leonidas Trujillo's tha King with a pretty large K.

No one better - Or maybe Idi Amin?

The theme of the day is the Dominican Republic in the years 1930 - 1961.

The so-called Era de Trujillo.

The Dominican Republic:

More than half of the island of Hispaniola to the east. On Tjujillo `s time there lived 3 million people there.
The capital city is called Santo Domingo, and it held under Trujillo some 300 000 inhabitants. The capital was renamed Ciudad Trujillo, as long as the fat little caudillo led his country.
After the latin-American level the agriculture was effective; or at least so before caudillo numero uno took charge.

A Quisling:

Don Rafael served as an informant and a spy for the U.S. Marine Corps `s when it made landfall in Santo Domingo during WW I.

U.S. gave thanks for the inconvenience with a nod of recognition when Mr.Caudillo did a coupe`d etat against his own in 1930.

Fancy titles then hailed: El Benefactor, El jefe ilustre, His Exellense, the Dominican Republic Top Fieldmarshall, the country's president of honour, Master of economic independence, and so on.

The Caudillo also had the most well-developed taste for good business.

He ordered everyone in the nation to paint their houses every year.

The colouring was produced by the family Trujillo.

All workers and the clerks was required to buy the ticket in the Loteria Nacional, and was drawn in wages in order to make it easy.

(Guess who owned the lottery)

The beer Cerveza Presidente Trujillo - guess who owned it?

Trujillo's only concern was a certain enemy in Cuba.

The Cuban received much criticism for his government.

Trujillo on his side was hailed as the faithful anti-Socialist, he definitely was.

Proportional with the growing heaps of goods and gold in the dictators treasury, grew bunches of corpses after his political deeds.

This crime did happen to tumultuous applause from the U.S. and the Americanes subservient fools in Europe.

Cleptocracy and Plutocracy are the words we're looking for.

Business my ass.

Rather quasi familyvalues:

Our caudillo was in such manner fully consistent with the standard.

His son Ramfis was, for example, was appointed a colonel 3-year-old.

At 6-anniversary had Ramfis the title of unhappy child's true protector.

All parents in this asylum of a nation had 100 pesos as a gift from the dictator if they called their own sons Ramfis.

The End:

31.Mai 1961 ran Rafael Leonidas Trujillo on a road to his 19-year-old mistress.

A truck suddenly blocked the road, as the caudillo`s driver desperately tried to escape.

At the same time bullets were hailing over the dictators car.

The driver was felt first, and Trujillo even jumped out of the back seat and fired of his pistol against attackers from the hip.

How he died. With more than 40 bullets in the body.

Living by the sword and all that...

Ramfis took with him El Benefactor in a cool freezer, and then traveled along with the entire Trujillo-clan to Europe by boat.

With them bringing some 135 million dollars.

The family Trujillo kept them money.

Private ownership had to be respected in Europe, they said.

And many europeans still thought Fidel Castro to be a real bad guy.

Who would stop the socialism from here?

When El Benefactor was no longer with us?

The United States had its concerns.

But the people of the Dominican Republic was happy.

And the capital got back its old name.

ELEPHANTASTIC

I remember there once lived elephants proud and free in the jungle.

No one could threaten them, and people treated them almost like supernatural beings, when they proudly entered the herd and trumpeted their arrival at the watering.

Much later the people found out how they could tame these mighty animals, and not long afterwards went elephants log through the jungle, and transported the people secure over unsafe rivers.

Kings and nobles loved their elephants, and paraded them happy with the beautiful costumes in nice colors; demonstrating their right to the throne from the elephants back.
Was there ever a war, the elephants went in the frontlines to take off the worst.

Later came the computers, and the elephants were oldfashioned.

Machines was now able to work at night as well as during the day, and even if the elephants were big and strong they needed to rest sometimes.

They needed to bathe in the river, they needed to play and gathering with other elephants.

Nobles did not fancy elephants as well as before.
Machinery and tall buildings gave them the gloss they needed, and the weapons were now so strong that not even elephants managed to stand up against them.

Today many elephants make their living through carrying tourists on their mighty back, and they dream about the old times.

Because there no longer is so much suitable work for the elephants, they are often led into the wild jungle and set free.

There those tame elephants will have to make it for themselves.

As well as they can.

CANUTES THEORY OF IMPERIALISM

The imperialism emerged as a further development and direct continuation of capitalism.
The economic fundamental in this process is that the capitalist monopoly supersede the capitalist free competition.
The free competition is the hallmarks of capitalism and production at all.
Monopoly is the free competition directly opposed, but the free competition may even turn into a monopoly (as it created the corporate word) so displacing small businesses, large enterprises replaced with even greater; in short made the concentration of production and capital so extreme that the monopoly was and ever occurs : cartellis, syndicates and trusts formed with the assistance of capital from billionbanking and private super-rich individuals.

We see that the monopoly does not remove the free competition which they have grown out of, but is next to it, and in this way creates a number of very sharp contradictions and conflicts.
Monopoly is the transition from capitalism into a new world order.
Should a chance to present such a short definition of imperialism as possible, so it had to be that imperialism is capitalism's monopolistic stadium.
This definition would include concern: On the one hand, financial capital and the bankcapital that are melted together with the monopolistic industrialcorporations capital, and which are concentrated in a few monopolistic great banks and oligarchs.
On the other hand, is the world's division transition from a colonial politics that unimpeded could sprawl over routes that no capitalist power had yet possessed, to a colonial politics which is made up of the monopolistic command of a sphere that has already been done split.

Too short definitions are enough to be practical in the sense that it sums up what's important, but they`re still insufficient, as soon as one would like to derive specific and substantive aspects of the phenomenon one should define.
Therefore, we must - without forgetting that all the definitions have only conditional and relative importance, because a definition can never cover all of the multiple relationships that exist in a mature happening - give a definition of imperialism that includes the following five of its most important characteristics:


1. A concentration of production and capital that has reached such a high level of development that it has created definitive monopoly in the global economy.

2. Bankingcapital is fused with industrialcapital, and on the basis of this "financialcapital" it's created a financial plutocracy.

3. Capitalexport, unlike export of consumer goods, are receiving special treatment.

4. There is international monopolistic capitalistclubs that sharing the world between them.

5. Earth's territorial division between the capitalistic great powers is coming to an end.

Imperialism is capitalism at the development where financecapitals domination and monopoly is created, in which capitalexport have been given prominent importance, in which the world's division between the international financial mafia has begun, and the division of the earth's total territory between the capitalist countries is completed.

And so it is with that matter.

GEORGE WALKER BUSH

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Je vous spank dur et je vais secouer mon âne.

Je frapperai vers le bas sur vous

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Vous volé l'élection

d` Al Gore.

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