Wednesday 29 August 2007

WANTED


WANTED FOR KIDNAPPING AND MURDER

Considered armed and dangerous

Bodyhunter Nr.1.



BEWARE

The known range of Persian missiles...
...as war moving closer and closer each day...

CAUTION



To all you mariners out there, sailing the high seas, hear me:

The Persian Gulf is heading for war.
The US and Iran will soon begin launching their missiles at each other.
Ships will be caught in the middle.
Beware.
Stay out of there...



Monday 27 August 2007

Sunday 12 August 2007

Appointed Minister of Defence


Fidel Castro
When you can fend off the US with the help of torches and hayforks, you gotta be the man.

Thursday 9 August 2007

WANTED


WANTED FOR WARMONGING

Pardon my french

Monday 6 August 2007

Appointed Grand Administrator


Mikhail Sergejevitj Gorbatjov

Who`ll ever know more about taking care of the boring stuff?

My sponsor

Saturday 4 August 2007

George Walker Bush


Georgieboy I`ll do my duty
Spank yer ass and shake my booty
Strike down upon thee
Saudiwhore
Who stole the election
From Al Gore


Analyze this

Friday 3 August 2007

Drink now and nuke later


Real men do not nuke

Man must be the master of his ale


Some philosophy

Thursday 2 August 2007

Wednesday 1 August 2007

Yo!


International revolution with a smile
Obey Canute