Tuesday 15 September 2009

Lord Stoltenberg eradicate the pirates



Yesterday Lord Stoltenberg had his long awaitet showdown with the norwegian pirates alliance.
It was a massacre, and the rag-tag forces that opposed his Imperial Fleet was completely annihilated in the battle.

"It was like Tushima and Trafalgar all in the same defeat" Admiral Gullars said, after meerly surviving the raking fire from Lord Stoltenbergs flagship "Mainstream Media".

The pirates of Norway never managed to fight effectively against Lord Stoltenberg and his great flotilla of Man-O-Wars; and their wing under Siv Barbooza and Sandberg O`Toole (who was drunk as a rule) failed to take serious part in the hardest fighting.

Capitaine Siv had revealed her plans to make all the negro crew on Stoltenbergs ships walk the plank in advance of the battle, and then let the sharks finish them off.
The negro crew on the Stoltenbergfleet, knowing this, did fight just even harder.

The most spectacular moment of the battle was the decisive blow in the powder magazine of the pirates cruiser "Venstre", from wich Capitaine Spoonheim was to never recover.

"It is all over" Admiral Gullars said, while Capitaine Dagfinn was crying and praying.
"Our time has gone...it is all gone forever...."

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Friday 4 September 2009

A GOOD HANGING?

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As electionday moves closer and closer in Norway, the two norwegians Tjostolv Moland and Joshua French who is about to getting publicly hanged in Congo, accused of espionage and murder, stands all alone.

The norwegian government is under a hard pressure from various feministgroups as we speak, to just let them white heterosexual males hang by their neck until they are dead down there, and Jens Stoltenberg dont want to lose some of his female voters now.

The only thing that is actually proven in this most strange case, without any reasonable doubt, is that the accused two males prefer women over men, and they like taking naughty pictures of them.
And they also seems to prefer brunettes over blondes, hence the female wrath against them from the governmental circles of feminism.

Anyway, Canute cares.
But Norway dont.


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