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Yesterday Lord Stoltenberg had his long awaitet showdown with the norwegian pirates alliance.
It was a massacre, and the rag-tag forces that opposed his Imperial Fleet was completely annihilated in the battle.
"It was like Tushima and Trafalgar all in the same defeat" Admiral Gullars said, after meerly surviving the raking fire from Lord Stoltenbergs flagship "Mainstream Media".
The pirates of Norway never managed to fight effectively against Lord Stoltenberg and his great flotilla of Man-O-Wars; and their wing under Siv Barbooza and Sandberg O`Toole (who was drunk as a rule) failed to take serious part in the hardest fighting.
Capitaine Siv had revealed her plans to make all the negro crew on Stoltenbergs ships walk the plank in advance of the battle, and then let the sharks finish them off.
The negro crew on the Stoltenbergfleet, knowing this, did fight just even harder.
The most spectacular moment of the battle was the decisive blow in the powder magazine of the pirates cruiser "Venstre", from wich Capitaine Spoonheim was to never recover.
"It is all over" Admiral Gullars said, while Capitaine Dagfinn was crying and praying.
"Our time has gone...it is all gone forever...."
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